Inspired by a real life SHITTY moment, I turned my experience into a campy fashion accessory that is sure to get you laughs and attention!
 
I have some of these ready to ship ASAP, so you too can look like a real SHITHEAD!
Two lightweight realistic pigeons sit atop a wide black headband.  A stream of bird poop comes out one of the birds.  The headband is accented with faux bird shit, a mix of whites resins, green glitters, green pigments, & faux pearls.
 
One of our campiest designs, this bold and dramatic headband is lightweight and comfortable to wear.  
 
Pair it with a paint splattered or stained outfit for maximum effect.  It's also a fun way to salvage a stained outfit, you can claim it was a deliberate design feature, part of the attacked by birds aesthetic, instead of you just dropping food on a favorite outfit.
 
Is this too FLOCKing fabulous for you to handle?  Upon request, I can make it without the poop if you want.